Moos

Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022

Moo

A friend of yours or a close friend of yours, someone you can share anything with.

This bitch is my moo.

Have you seen my moo? I need to give her something
I only have 1 best moo, I love her

by Smelly Belley December 9, 2018

Moo juiced

The act of wiping your index finger deep into your own sweaty ass crack. Then wipe it across your friends upper lip.

Scott moo juiced Jeff so many times I can smell his upper lip from across the room.

by Tally Wackerson April 21, 2024

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

moo

i'm horny

moo i'm horny.. aka horns on a cow

by rubystein March 6, 2021

Moo

Something with lots of spots and long hair

"That cow was a moo," Bertha said.
"Yes, yes, I wonder how it got that hair," said Bert.

by Mweh he he April 28, 2023

Mason moo

A boy who is called moo he also loves Pizza Hut and loves the BBC. His best friend is a boy named Joey who is dumb

Mason moo is such a good guy

by Notkiansmith June 16, 2022