Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

Moist Pound Cake

A term used to describe a horny Pussy.

MOIST pussy
POUND pussy
CAKE pussy

Did u hit that moist pound cake?

by UmuHitDatFoSho April 21, 2010

moist

when a chick is really horny and is getting close to orgasiming

Oh yeah she is getting moist i can tell my the smell in the air and the look on her face

by BIG HAIRY COCK August 19, 2008

Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.

Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.

by squarian July 25, 2014

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005

Moist

The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.

You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !

by Cutaway May 24, 2005

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018