Miss J

The biggest fag in the world. He is a run way model that stars on the show AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. He dresses like a female 90% of the time.
Miss J is a runway model and coach.
by Double DP February 03, 2009
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Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 27, 2010
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missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.
That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.
by M80-5280 January 22, 2015
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Miss Vanjie

The only way to exit a reality competition
Judge: You may leave the competition
Contestant: Miss Vanjie... Miss Vaaaaanjie... Miss... Vanjie..
by vanjie May 01, 2018
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Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.
Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 05, 2019
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Miss Taylor

Similar to Miss Congeniality, Miss Taylor is a title awarded to the sexiest, coolest and most mysterious woman.
She’s a Miss Taylor. She wears flowers in her hair and carries magic secrets in her eyes. She is ethereal, almost ghostly.
by Malena_lana March 02, 2023
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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
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