Miss Rose

The rarest naturally occurring phenomonon. This term refers to the one you find who makes you forget about everyone else you have ever known. The woman who redefines love in your eyes. She makes you forget your own name. She reshapes your goals and dreams because all you want is to make her the happiest girl in the world. She is driven and hardworking in everything she does. She is way smarter than you but that is okay! She understands you like no one else ever has. She makes your eyes light up and your heart begins to race whenever she walks into the room. Her smile makes you forget all your worries. She likes country music but doesn't worry she will make you like it to just give it time. She has not had a perfect life but she is content and grateful for all the beautiful gifts of the world. Miss Rose is the most wonderful person you have ever or will ever meet, so don't let her slip away.

*Why are you smiling like that?*
*Oh, Nothing I just got back from hanging out with Miss Rose.*

*Life is a dream and I am sleepwalking thanks to Miss Rose.*

*Your standards are too high.*
*No, I am waiting for Miss Rose.*

Miss Rose by Wes Williams October 14, 2021

misgreat 

1. A positive outcome that resulted from unplanned actions or thoughts. A good result from a mistake.

More than 15 life-changing inventions were created by mistakes. They are misgreats!. According to an article shared by businessinsider.com. This article shared the history of these mistakes: The slinky, penicillin, chocolate chip cookies, potato chips, The pacemaker, silly putty, microwave ovens, saccharin, fireworks, Scotchgard, corn flakes, LSD as a drug, ink-jet printers, post-it notes, x-rays, and I added one of my favorites, the popsicle.

By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr., )~ Taking The Step Out

“She accidentally took a right turn instead of a left turn trying to avoid the heavy traffic, resulting in a better way to get to her destination. This was her misgreat!”

misgreat by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out August 28, 2022

Sunshine Mist 

Pissing through a window air conditioning unit. The effects after are known as "sunshine Mist". Best when tried in early morning hours.

I pissed through old Ms. Williams unit as she lit a cigarette. Sunshine Mist accomplished.

Sunshine Mist by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

Loaded mission 

A random adventure taken by a person or people that are high or intoxicated that usually leads to accomplish absolutly nothing but can be quite entertaining and memorable.

What'd you do last night Huebert?

Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.

Loaded mission by NSEW January 10, 2009

Rainbow Mistake 

When you go out in a new city and end up at a gaybar

Dude, that was the biggest Rainbow Mistake ever. I almost got powertopped in that bar.

Rainbow Mistake by dragon777 November 24, 2009

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

Dairy mistress by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Shit Mist 

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

Shit Mist by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019