African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(

Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*

by Njord September 22, 2020

Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

Melon tart

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time

that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023

Nigga melon

The act of putting a watermelon rind on top of a person's head that is of african decent.

I just made him a Nigga melon

by Jaquavious Brown January 25, 2022