Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Max

Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.

I ❤️ u max.

by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020

Max

a massive twat

Max is a massive twat

by DarkAndDeath182 September 1, 2019

max

a synonym for awkward silence

1) blahdy blah blah blah .....................................

"MAX"

2) *crickets...*

by bob saggett March 12, 2008

Max

A stupid f##k that likes to eat peanut butter play the ps4. And thinks he's better than anybody.

I hate max he's a b#tch

by Toronto turtles October 26, 2016

MAX

BIGGEST HOMO IN THE WORLD

MAX YOU ARE SO HOMO

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Max

a big fat piece of shit that is in the Buttterfly gang rank= underboss

max steinbauer is cool

by kalvyn May 13, 2009