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voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009
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penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014
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mail

1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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8 Mail

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
by burnt sox August 27, 2024
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It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.
Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.
by g00mba August 9, 2018
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mailed it in

work or perform in a perfunctory or unenthusiastic manner.
"on a team that otherwise mailed it in, she played this game hard"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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