A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
by Jason_sun November 08, 2022
A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
by DaMartianAC January 01, 2025
A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.
Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?
Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
by DaMartianAC January 01, 2025
You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 11, 2024
"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"
by GetSmart! February 07, 2019
Mark: What is the secret to your inbox? Despite all the things you signed up for, it almost looks squeaky clean!
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
by %$2 October 06, 2023