e-lonely

"E-lonely" is a term that may refer to feeling lonely while using the internet or other electronic devices
brian is e-lonely due to the fact none of his friends reply to him anymore and he gets less than 10 likes on his instagram posts.
by thundernut69420 January 06, 2025
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The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018
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Lonely Night

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.
by buttmaker October 25, 2020
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D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.
by Yo momster May 24, 2024
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lonely dinner

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night
by Hoooopy June 01, 2018
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show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 10, 2016
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Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."
by Howard Juno August 28, 2014
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