At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

lease a butt ram

For non-perverts, this means to "visit the proctologist".

As a man over 40, I have to lease a butt ram every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram January 21, 2007

leasha

Leasha is that girl that you can always count on unless you don’t send memes And She loves fuckboys

Guy 1: this girl loves memes and she likes fuckboys, she’s definitely called leasha

by Alleyoup June 12, 2020

Take him to town on a leash

Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog

'I'm gonna take you to town...

On a leash!'

Take him to town on a leash

by Miss_Johnston June 11, 2011

Lena

A very bubbly person, and so beautiful. A realy bitch though. She gets a lot of attention and she knows it, which is something obnoxious about her. She's always sucking up to people, and everyone wants to be a part of that. She's "innocent" and always seems happy. Cute and tiny. She's very fun(if she likes you) and funny. It's always a pleasure to be around her, unless she decides she hates you. She can handle any situation well, and knows how to plan. Has a way of talking to people. She's spontaneous and can be crazy, but in a good way! She's not honest and not loyal, which people hates about her. She's fucking hard to get along with, and a snarky person. She has a snooty personality that everyone despises. If you're facing a problem, she'll jump at the chance to destroy you. You should consider yourself very lucky if Lena loves you, unless she'll ruin your fucking life and send you to therapy. Lena's man better run, she tryen to suck your dick and than cheat on you.She's the whole package of bitchiness

DAMN! Yu've got a LENA?! You better watch out!

by John Doe 155 October 1, 2019

lena lover

someone with black bushy hair nest-like who is constantly looking out for a new rodent to shove up his (or secretly hers, we're not sure yet's) own arse

this so called 'lena lover' will also most usually love music sung or written by mouse like people

a 'lena lover' will slowly start to become too obsessed with any mouse like singers they enjoy and will eventualy lose the will to spend any time doing anything other than repeatedly wank methodically thru an entire album of the mouse like singers work..

and that is all he (or maybe she) will do for the rest of their lives, eat sleep wank over a mouse like singer and occasionally capture its own rodent- whitch it will proceed to sleep with... several times

Girl 1 - lets go over to talk to him
Girl 2 - No way he looks just like a 'lena lover'
Girl 1 - Oh yeah, i should have know.. its always the ones hiding in bushes outside peoples bedroom windows.......
Girl 2 - MmmHmm

by Suckitsal March 2, 2011

Lena

Lena is a girl that doesn't know many things. She isn't even really that pretty. She thinks everything is about her . She acts like a baby that gets every things she want. She has a few friends but not many . Friends might try to pick her a guy but she won't say she likes him when she does. She needs to stop being a baby and grow up . Lenas also always follow the rules . Lena will make you sad just because she knows your better than her.

Guy 1 :You that Lena is a baby
Guy 2 : REALLY o heard a bout her and it isn't good
Guys 1 : She is a little BITCH
Guy 2 : Then let not be her friend
Guy 1 : OK

by Ella May April 20, 2018