Watermelon Man

A man wearing half a watermelon on his head.

Herbie Hancock, Jean Paul Mallah, Tristyn Henderson, Watermelon Man.

by RealDL August 18, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

crack.

"I just got faded off of Watermelon Sugar"

by MajorGeneral September 7, 2020

watermelon sugar

WATERMELON SUGAR

watermelon sugar is a metaphor for pussy, harry styles wrote a song about pussy & it flew right over your moms head <3
watermelon sugar = coochie

that watermelon sugar is to die for.

by fnl December 29, 2020

Watermelon Sugar High

A Watermelon Sugar High is what state of mind you begin to experience precisely after you consume at least one can of Mountain Dew: Major Melon soda pop while simultaneously listening to the corresponding song by Harry Styles. It is yet a mystery if there are any other steps involved in activating this state of consciousness, but I am sure enlightenment of the exact formula will be revealed and most likely even monetized in the very near future if it isn't already clear.

"Wow! Major Melon gave me the best Watermelon Sugar High! Want to try some? It's definitely ahead of it's time! Thanks, Major!" *takes a slow sip then winks*

by BabyDrag8n August 24, 2021

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".

Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.

by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008

Watermelon Sugar

A trash ass song made by harry styles

Ass= Watermelon sugar

by hifghhgfguhbvhkkj February 8, 2021

Watermelon Shark

The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark

"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"

"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*

by MelonShark January 19, 2010