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lancelot

an girl emo, a sad (unhappy) person
Person 1 : Look at her!
Person 2: Yeah, she's got a tough of lancelot about her!
by Hevz February 7, 2007
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LANded

Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!
Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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lance

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down
"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation
by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009
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Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick
“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick
by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018
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Lancer

A Lancer is someone who takes themselves way too seriously in spots. Such as a bicyclist who wears the tight shorts, the unitard or whatever. Usually there are some sponsorship tight t-shirts involved. All evoking the uber-bicyclist Lance Armstrong and basically looking like they would feel more comfortable in Chelsea or the Castro.
A Lancer wears spandex or unitards like lance armstrong and enjoys sponsors
by LuckyOldMan February 4, 2012
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Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.
Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
by Joshe November 12, 2008
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Landed on the moon moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
by Alfanzno January 3, 2009
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