F.A.B.N.A.L.

An acronym used when encountering someone who is putting a negative representation On white girls Named Lexi

Fuck any bitch named Lexi

Ex:
Jordan sitting with his friend and sees his ex

Jordan- “F.A.B.N.A.L.”
Friend - “What ?”
Jordan- “fuck any bitch named Lexi”

by D3JENR8 August 4, 2020

A.L.L.

A Lovely Life

Just woke up this morning and realized that its A.L.L. today.

by youngsage333 March 17, 2012

P.A.L

Acronym for: Puked A Little

P.A.L, at the thought.

Not Saying your baby is ugly but I just P.A.L.

by RandomLeeKind February 22, 2013

s.a.l.

Stands for "Sucks At Life". Someone who sucks at whatever they attempt whether it be women, friends, money, jobs, skills, etc.

Guy 1: See that ugly guy over there trying to dance?

Guy 2: Yea. He's lookin really stupid.

Guy 1: He's working hard enough trying to score cool points, what a S.A.L.

by Chong...... March 10, 2008

A.L.

The Initialism for "Anal Leakage".

"Dude, there's a skid mark in my boxers. I think I have A.L."

by Robert1988 January 16, 2008

D.a.l.t.o.n

Da best.

ass hole who gets away with everything

Like a dick who
Tells lies
On the go

Never getting in trouble

D.a.l.t.o.n is a gangster

by Your gay I'm gay everyone is January 13, 2019

D.T.A.L.

acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.

"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia

Classic example of D.T.A.L.

by vee hilton December 14, 2008