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knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
by Ryan O'Connell December 26, 2008
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Explosive Knee Disorder

"EKD"

When the knee caps of a person have the tendency to explode off to the side of the leg or in some rare cases out of the skin flying at the speed of a bullet.
Bill Hill's Explosive Knee Disorder acted up last year and his knee exploded off to the side.
by Bill Hill January 10, 2008
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kneecapping

What the Irish IRA and PIRA did when other drug dealers got in their way, they'd take a pistol and shoot him right in the back of the knee. This would shatter the knee, thus crippling the victim for life.
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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kneekles

When your thigh, knee, and ankle are all the same circumfrence. similar to kankles, but starts higher on the leg.
gross, she has kneekles!
by ken1285 July 10, 2007
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Knee Breezer

A Knee Breezer is similar to the Shocker, the only difference is that the Knee Breezer is preformed with the hand in a fist. The Knee Breezer must also be preformed with great speed. The name Knee Breezer comes from the breeze felt on the knees when the fist speeds by on it's way to the 'Virginn'. Most girls love the Knee Breezer, especially bitchy one's and also older ladies.
Wade:Hey I just gave that Placenta bitch a killer Knee Breezer!
Vlad: Oh yeah? Is She dead?
Wade: I hope so!
Wade and Vlad: Cool!!
by Galapigos cock December 24, 2007
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[Kneeker]

a kneeker is a small black man usually on the fat side
that kneeker is strange. kick him in the head and steal his money
by j squeeze October 18, 2008
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knee chopper

someone who intentionally tells a girl or guy you are trying to hook up with something bad about you in hopes the hook up will think your scum so they can nail the hook up themselves.
I was this close to taking Jennifer home last night until that knee chopper Tommy told her I banged her roommate the night before.
by texashabsfan June 15, 2009
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