Skip to main content

drown a kitten

To stop a discussion or debate because you expect the outcome to devolve in a preordered process to something that approximates Godwin's Law. This usually occurs by someone with the wisdom or experience to anticipate such an outcome and may give the more vocal and/or calcified poster thinking he/she has won an argument.
I was going to post about how Microsoft's design choices have been responsive to user's stated desires but decided to "drown a kitten" as I thought of the other psuedo-religious technical discussions that already existed.
by 0bytes March 27, 2008
mugGet the drown a kittenmug.

Sex Kitten

A sickly kitten going to die soon, which is used for intercourse, so as not to harm a healthy kitten.
"Hey I found a sex kitten on the road. Do you want to come over and try it out?"
by Ghgh55 June 8, 2018
mugGet the Sex Kittenmug.

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it
bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf
by mike gallo August 15, 2006
mugGet the kitten mittensmug.

adorable kitten

process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. Propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.
Yeah, i gave Seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. He cried, i laughed.
by Demonboy231 February 28, 2008
mugGet the adorable kittenmug.

Party Kitten

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.
Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.
by Avianasian June 2, 2011
mugGet the Party Kittenmug.

Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.
Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.
mugGet the Douche-kittenmug.

Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
mugGet the Squishy Kittenmug.

Share this definition