Helen Keller

A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.

I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.

by fulfreez August 16, 2010

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Kelli

A girl that can not go very long without seeing the guy she likes. She will make multiple trips to see him in one day. She will do anything for him even if it means jumping off a bridge. She lies alot and can get away with anything. People belive her very easily. She has a sister that likes to tackle people and go through your phone. She is very funny but can act like a blonde. She does alot of stupid things. She is obsessed with justin bieber.

-Did you go to the justin bieber concert last night?

-Yeah there were a ton of kelli's there!

by Rosalita your bff March 1, 2010

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Helen Keller

when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night

she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.

by therealtsquared December 29, 2010

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Trinity Keller

a cheeky sket who lies to her fans and is racist to british people. a muff muncher and a right lezza who sucks up to other lads when she has a boyfriend.

“ew cheeky sket”
“who? trinity keller?”
“yeah she’s a right muff muncher, chomping on shamima’s inflated clit yeh”

by cheekysket April 30, 2019

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