Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.

oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!

by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits

Omg Jonathan is so gay

by Not president April 24, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.

WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020

Jonathan sharif

Jonathan sharif is the strongest man in north don’t fu*k with him it his girl he will crack you up he’s also mad funny

Jonathan sharif is gonna punch ur fucking face off don’t mess with him!!!

by ____# June 2, 2020

Jonathan

A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.

Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.

by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020

Jonathan

Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut

Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish

by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.

tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off

by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020