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Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007
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angry korean fighter jet

1. where you do anal with an asian, while making her hold onto to dicks. pound her that hard she starts shaking the two dicks. and she looks like shes flying a korean fighter jet

2. where you poo into a bitchs mouth and then get her to give you gobbies, then cum in her mouth then scoop the concoction out of her weeping mouth with a spatula and lick it off and then hook up with her. then after hooking up you scream "aaaahhhhh agian!"
me and my two mates tag teams this black chick and i did the angry korean fighter jet
by tom orourke June 29, 2011
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Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
by vadissimo October 22, 2008
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How-Jet

a dirty smelly asian hooker who loves sloppy fat black chode.
Your moms a How-Jet!
by Fat Buda January 27, 2011
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credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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Quadruple Jet Boat

The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.
Josh did a Quadruple Jet Boat with those two hot chicks he took home from the bar last night.
by ChazWski March 27, 2015
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chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
by Theguythatguysthegirl September 1, 2016
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