The Jasper Clan

1. Sexiest Manhattan college instagram page to ever exist and that will ever exist.

2. A page run by some boring antisocial kid who attends manhattan college

1: Wow did you see what the jasper clan posted
2: STFU about the stupid ass jasper clan no one cares
1: -_-
2: WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN 2 hrs focus!!!

by BirenBaby November 23, 2021

Aquinas Jasper

Aquinas Jasper, or AJ for short, is a great guy. He is musically talented and excellent with money. He’s an all around great guy!

Hey! Did you see Aquinas Jasper today? He’s so stylish!

by 12mmebuttafly November 25, 2021

Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip

"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"

by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022

Bungle Jamper

Bungle Jamper is a phenomenon that occurs in various platforms, but most common in first person shooter games. when Bungle Jamper appears the people participating in said game will experience forms of enlightenment or moral boost. This becomes even more apparent when the player is close to or playing with Bungle Jamper, with the affected people striving to become like Bungle Jamper or aiming for a better life to live up to the Bungle Jamper expectations.

"Have you heard of Bungle Jamper?"

"yes he is what inspired me to find a cure to cancer"

by bungle jamper supremacy June 14, 2022

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.

‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’

by De Robriguez April 27, 2024

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025