Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
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A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.
Jan ka lang jan!
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Get the Jan Niña mug.A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.
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“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
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