A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
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Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.
Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson
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Get the Jacobdun16 mug.Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1
bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock
holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?
holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?
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a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
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