Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

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Enamel Crossing

Enamel Crossing is when two people making out touch teeth.

Yeah, me and my girl were at the crib playing some Enamel Crossing

by EnamelCrosser December 3, 2019

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Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

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Fingers Crossed

Loyal,Loving,obsessed

Jeez, He has his fingers crossed he must Be madly Obsessed with their lover

by Sidney Loo October 21, 2022

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Crossing the Rubicock

A variation of the term 'Crossing the Rubicon'. A phrase where a woman had ventured down the path of sleeping around, having numerous hook up sex with multiple partners, cheating on spouses, having children out of wedlock, committing adultery, initiating divorces, accumulating STDs and the like, and thus had sealed herself from any chance of ever returning to her previous identity of being a chaste female with a good upbringing and life choices that would attract men looking for a serious relationship.

Sally is crossing the Rubicock by dumping her boyfriend of 5 years and sleeping around with several other men while she was on campus. Now after graduation she is trying to get back to her ex claiming she is not having fun anymore of doing that, to no avail.

by alam101 November 22, 2019

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