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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.
by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021
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10 inch

Liam Payne train deferring to his large pen!s
Maya: I’m in Payne

Olivia: nah that 10 inch Payne is in u
by Lolz___ June 10, 2021
mugGet the 10 inchmug.

Man Inch

Man in or male inch.

Refers to a male measurement of his penis.

Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.

In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.
How big is it?

8 inches

Imperial or man inches?

😶...
by JKING97 June 30, 2021
mugGet the Man Inchmug.

inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing
This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...
by StumbOz March 23, 2017
mugGet the inch-dickmug.

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer
OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches
by Walawe July 9, 2019
mugGet the extra 2 inchesmug.

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 18, 2017
mugGet the 3 inch yogurt slingermug.

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