side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.
Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?
by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016
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twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
by Juan 12 October 23, 2007
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Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.
"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira
by papi p January 21, 2020
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ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching
Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.
by executiveSA September 18, 2013
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