Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012

Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.

A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.

by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010

air bro

same as air knucks, a fist pound over a long distance where contact is not possible

when two dudes see each other across the way, one holds his fist perpendicular to his body towards the other dude and says "air bro" and the other dude replies in the same manner

by billybob135 October 9, 2007

Air Cake

When three people huddle together and all fart at the same time creating a large single fart referred to as a cake.

Mark Jack and Jorge just baked an air cake over there and it smells like shit.

by slick124 March 6, 2009

air kill

Similar to Road kill except it is a bird that is hit by a plane

Jimmy: "dude, there is some serious air kill on my window"
Fred: "Gross"

by JJ the Jet plane November 7, 2006

Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape

I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget

by muppetmower July 24, 2014

Air Shaft

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.

When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.

by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009