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D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
by Kidwitt July 27, 2018
mugGet the D.J. Ditchmug.

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
mugGet the So I (20M) live in a ditchmug.

ditch of a difference

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".
by monneo March 5, 2017
mugGet the ditch of a differencemug.

Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.
by SAWFTy July 27, 2019
mugGet the Ditch pigmug.

dome ditch

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")
Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night
by krm3567 December 29, 2007
mugGet the dome ditchmug.

ditch trout

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout
by Mcq31 March 3, 2017
mugGet the ditch troutmug.

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.
There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.
by Underwear Gang July 7, 2018
mugGet the Ditch Dingomug.

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