iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there

you literally have iPhone illness bro

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Illing

When you need a word in Scattegories.

I got "illing" for my personality trait for i.

by MyNeighborTerry May 25, 2019

ill break you

When a woman says " Ill break you" she means she will either break your spirit emotionally or break your dick when she rides you.

Boy: so why we not laid up at my house?
girl: Boy stop ill break you

by 450man September 18, 2025

ill disputes

bomb ass rap group from las vegas!

Did you hear that kye and rob made a group called ill disputes

by gangster bitch April 30, 2010

ill

Ill in a unpopular slang is to define someone who demonstrably wrote something in a extremely “r/ihadastroke” way.

Person 1: POPOPO DOGOGOG GRAINBOW USUSJS FIFHA ROSSHS W WJ TNTH(EW THE WORD E8SNFOING AYAYYAYAYAYYYAYAY XDDDD LOLAKSJS W WAS GOU WSU MY WORLADD !!! (emoji) emoji) emoji)
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020

Ill

Someone so cool and really good at sex

You were so ill last night I want to do it again

by Millyyyy April 18, 2021