Hemorrhoid Humper

I giant pain in you ass

The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.

by jerk store June 21, 2016

Forrest Hump

(v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.

Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

Forrest Hump

(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired

"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

Trump Hump

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.

Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP

by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

by tarkowsky September 20, 2017