by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019
Get the Hobby Hump mug.When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.
by Whereismymind August 24, 2019
Get the Chicken hump mug.When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 23, 2022
Get the Muffle Hump mug.by victorvigger March 24, 2016
Get the humping mirror mug.Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the The Camel hump mug.He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
by thefreak118 May 24, 2010
Get the Monkey Humps mug.As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
by hembryguitars October 30, 2015
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