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Hays

A Hays is a last name, and it’s pride to have the name.If you ever come across a Hays and you piss the Hays off he or she will beat your ass! And also they are Loyal and heart -warming but as I said Don’t mess with a Hays.
Damn last night, I heard a Hays beat down Jhakob at school but didn’t get suspended! WOW
by Quealogium September 26, 2018
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Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo
Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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Hayness

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!
James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!
by so-cd August 21, 2018
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Hai

A weird saying of hi
Person 1: Haiiii do u wanna go get some ice-cream uwu?
Person 2: sure uwu
by Idk cheese August 30, 2020
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mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.
Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.
by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021
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hay day

a cancerous game that will make your mom eat your ass. mostly played by kids names carson and gays (aka vic)
i was playing hay day the other day and it made me wanna become a jew
by Ostrich balls December 5, 2018
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