by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
Get the hag gagglemug. short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hagsmug. by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
Get the Flag Hagsmug. Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.
Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
by MayHemme July 31, 2021
Get the Hagmug. the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
Get the Hag Lobstermug. some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm
by #Cando September 2, 2020
Get the Hagmug. A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.
Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.
by Serao July 13, 2010
Get the schoolyard hagmug.