ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman

Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.

by finnisstupid December 20, 2023

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'

Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!

by senorgibbi November 19, 2024

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025