Color Guard

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.

Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!

by The Realist OG August 19, 2015

templar guardians

1:A clan that treats its past villians with great disrespect and scapegoats the person all the time, and if you do even one bad thing and without reason or a lot with reason, they kick you while your down.

2: Another word for noob

The templar guardians hurted the high level played.

by OwnedofTg January 23, 2007

national guard

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .

"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."

by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005

Color Guard

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).

*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005

Color Guard

A group of girls who are often to fugly to make the cheerleading squad.

Those girls will never make cheerleading, they are in the color guard unit for sure.

by White_sox November 13, 2005

Redstar Guard

1.(n) A lower rank guard of the Redstar Resistance, usually volunteered or newly drafted.

The Redstar Guard stood perfectly still while guarding the Air Resistance Base of Russia as Nikolai,the best Redstar Agent Redstar Forces had ever seen, ran through the gates for air transport to Chicago, America.

by Nikolai September 6, 2003

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011