Charmaine Gauchi

She's the hero Malta deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, Covid will hunt her, because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

*The Gauchi races up a ramp into a blinding light*
*END CREDITS*

"You either die a Charmaine Gauchi, or you live long enough to become a Robert"

by buzzmejjet May 21, 2020

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Hot Gaucho

The farts you get while you have the meat sweats.

Dude I ate so much beef tonight I got the meat sweats. Those poor bastards in the elevator couldn’t handle the Hot Gaucho I dropped!

by -Linwood November 20, 2021

glasses gluck

Bj when the chics wearing glasses

Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!

by H2fizzy June 14, 2022

yuck gluck

When you vomit on a dick and keep sucking it

“Yeah your boyfriend gave me that yuck gluck last night that shit was crazy’

by yuckfluxk October 15, 2022

Cheese Gluck

When your partner sucks the cheese off your dick

“Hey babe, can I get some of that cheese gluck rq”

by TheHogGobblet April 10, 2023

crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023