dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

glove

glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.

i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?

by brybeebb April 1, 2020

Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 3, 2024

VR gloves

vr gloves are a alternative to using controllers for your vr headset they are a pair of gloves that have a small battery and they connect to your vr headset these gloves have loads of littles sensors navigating your every hand movement

i put on the vr gloves and then the head set started to track my hands

by joe among January 11, 2022

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.

Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving

by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022