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Gowanda Glory hole

Your buddy's wife who anyone can walk up to, stick it in and walk away, with no consequences by her husband.
My buddy's wife, Sarah Mason, is the gowanda glory hole!
by Onearmedwhippoorwill April 4, 2025
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Glory Mug

Baker supports Man city and calls hanging out his arse - pair of Glory Mugs
by Whaaartgwarnnnnn October 10, 2022
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melee glory

Melee Glory is a soon to be Clique made my @malvozyne (instagram). The objective of the people in this set is making music, producing and having a good time. We don't promote getting on their bad side
ever heard of melee glory?
no, what's that
let me pyo
by uziswhitetees May 2, 2021
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walk of glory

The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.
I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.

I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!

What an epic and empowering walk of glory.
by LingDanc803 July 4, 2023
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Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"
by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021
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Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.
Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!
by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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