Get the bill gates mug.Rowdy, drunken, foul, out-of-control behavior stemming from the absence of a pre-frontal cortex. Derived from the famous neuropsychological case of Phineas Gage, a rail road worker who had an iron rod blown into his head in 1848.
You were so Gaged last night you got the cop to pinky-promise not to arrest you if you failed the brethalizer!
by RowdyGage March 28, 2011
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Defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can pass once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by St Peter.
A whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
Get the pearly gates mug.1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.
2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.
3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.
3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*
2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"
3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"
3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
by Arthritis July 28, 2009
Get the gateway drug mug.A lame school in Scituate, MA. Nobody gives a crap about anything but hooking up and getting wasted. There are a few kids that are nice but the total count is about 10. Most girls are sluts that will make out with anybody. Most girls wear disgustingly short shorts or jeans with rips on the thighs. Their tops are way too low cut and show much more than any guy wants to see (even the little man sluts). During the winter their uniform is uggs and a northface. Most girls are preppy bitches. Most guys only care about pot and their girlfriends.
People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
abe a drug dealer
bbe a prostitute
cwork at McDonalds
People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
abe a drug dealer
bbe a prostitute
cwork at McDonalds
by anonymous...654321 November 19, 2010
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Girl 2: I know right?! And it looks so gateau as well
Girl 2: I know right?! And it looks so gateau as well
by lwb07mb March 24, 2011
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