Askam in Furness

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids

If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .

by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019

Fur Burger

A hairy woman in the private area. Or just a hairy bitch.

Woah that bitch over there is so hairy. She has a real fur burger.

by microsofts_bitch September 25, 2019

pillow fur

Furry that help others fight depression and sadness

An example of what a pillow fur might do: they see someone that is looking down so they go and cheer them up 😁

by Mikofox September 16, 2017

Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)

Furness all the haters

by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 21, 2017