Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020

FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY

Making an EFFORT.

Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021

Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021

Flushie

Water boarding a man with your vagina

I gave my boyfriend a flushie yesterday, he totally liked it

by Ballzluver July 15, 2022

FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..

Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !

by mikroth November 5, 2008

Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.

Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.

by cr101 December 6, 2009