felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018

Feminasculine

(Adj.)

A person who portrays a variety of male and female traits or characteristcs altogether.

"For a gay man, I define myself as a feminasculine person."

by Modern Thesaurus July 31, 2018

Feminache

Acute headache and nausea caused by close and/ or prolonged proximity to bigoted, violent feminism or an agent thereof, and the symptoms of which will usually abate by putting distance between the source and one's self.

(Sees news about Australian radical feminist having smeared menstrual blood on her face, and then proceeded to post the video on social media)
Jeff: What's wrong, dude, are you OK? You look all pale. "I don't know, I've got this sudden, sharp feminache. I feel all shaky"

by Barzagli October 5, 2018

Feminazi

An insult said by offended men to feminist women when they feel their masculinity or ideology is being attacked and they run out of logic arguments. This word lacks of sense because feminism does not support racism or national-socialism.

Shut up, you feminazi, you are against biulding the wall just because you like brown dick.

by Biónic Daff December 8, 2018

felon

AKA Individual-1

Felon, or Individual 1, is used as investigation reference.

by SarkyBastard December 12, 2018

Feminazis

Feminists who take it to the extreme and hate anything with a wang (unless they’re transgender). They free the nip, don’t shave their pits/bush, and generally annoy everyone around them.

“Damn those feminazis are throwing glitter around again!”

by weloveboys6969 June 1, 2019