Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.

I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!

by Big Saxy October 28, 2014

cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.

I hate girls who are cake facing.

by vintagefox August 9, 2016

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.

Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards

by zizi_87 October 15, 2018

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

Minge fringe

hairy vagina

Need to go for a Brazilian my minge fringe is getting long

by Bumtingy February 8, 2019