The Folsom Street Faire

a fair that allows men to wank and ejaculate from apartment windows, landing on people below

we went to the The Folsom Street Faire came home coverd in jizz,

by NYMPH<3 April 3, 2017

Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.

Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!

by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018

Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.

Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021

fair wankum

a genuine or legitimate wanker

that blokes fair wankum

by rockshox August 7, 2006

Fuck Fair

A community that's all about fuck.

We are joining fuck fair.

by Unordinary June 28, 2018

fairfield

Fairfield is by the, one of the better towns of connecticut. We love being located in the richest state...even though we don't get why it is. every other car is a jeep, which everyone is perfectly fine with. dave matthews, beer, and weed are lief styles here. although not everyone here is very wealthy the more of the rich people live in green field hill. we listen to the best music , and make sure it is known by blasting fucking loud out of our jeeps/bmw's. no other town has as much pride. there is nothing about this town that we would change.

the parking lot of fairfield warde high school is worth more then what everyone in the school staff makes yearly, combined.

oh and warde. warde, you're nice too.

although you may think nothing of fairfield, we can throw hug, kick ass parties and there are no cops to bust us.

thanks.

"oh nice car, how long did you take you to save up ?"

"oh it took me about 10 minutes. i had to say 'daddy can i have that one? '"

"sure hunny"

fairfield is amazing.

by RICOOO August 6, 2006

Fair Suck of the Sav

Australian slang - exclamation of incredulity, as in 'You've got to be kidding'.

Man 1: "Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seven bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"

by Case Smith April 2, 2007