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Text Fucking

The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.
"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."

"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."
by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008
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fucking faggot

Jayson Terry is a fucking faggot
by mandingo874 September 25, 2010
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bum fucking egypt

by ashley hampton October 18, 2008
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Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009
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Fucking "A" Skippy!

Positively and absolutely and definitely
"You wanna go for a ride?"
"Fucking "A" Skippy!"
by mjann April 29, 2009
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Cheeky Fucking

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.
Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!
by T Fury. September 4, 2011
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ard fucking yeesh

Ard fucking yeesh is a substitute for "hell yeah." The phrase "hell yeah" has become stale among America's youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one's pals. "Ard fucking yeesh" technically translates to "alright fucking yes," but it can be used in a variety of ways such as "yes," "fuck yeah," and "hell fucking yeah."
Adam: Wanna shotgun with me?
Matt: Ard Fucking yeesh
by ardfuckingyeesh November 19, 2016
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