Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

face-hugger

Really creepy sexual partner who wants to bear/sire a child at the first opportunity, tries cleaving to someone who is not interested, and if a kid is conceived and born promptly loses interest in it. In short, a bit of a psycho. After the critter in the Alien movies.

I don't know what Alice ever say in Mark. Now she's trying to offload little Gary onto him. She must be a face-hugger.

by Fearman June 15, 2007

face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

face fuck

When a dude fucks your face when your blowing him

My man kept fucking the shit out of my face last night and then gave me a pearl necklace!

by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004

Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

by KKJoy February 18, 2015

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

face vault

A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.

Really funny when done in real life.

Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!

*Character 1 face vaults*

by Roland Apricot November 26, 2005