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Emolution

evolution of emo's
when jack and max went to downtown,they realised that the Emolution has affected a big part of the teenagers.
by Crabman =] July 7, 2008
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evoligionist

Like a many fundamentalist Christians, these macro evolutionist do not objectively look at confounding information any longer, but engage in the same illogical rants and name calling as the Christians they hold in contempt.

For them macro evolution is their religion.
James, as an evoligionist, could not understand why people saw design in the properties of a bacterium.
by benrush123 April 3, 2010
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viva la revolution

Long live the Revolution! This is sometimes used in reference to Nintendo's next console, the Nintendo Revolution.
The new controller is motion sensitive! Viva la Revolution!
by thetictacaddict September 18, 2005
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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
by CCESlimited November 15, 2011
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
by Xenosaurian January 19, 2018
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evolition

noun

is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the evolition process.
by Baron Neville July 17, 2019
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