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Evan Healy

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
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Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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evan sharpe

wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!
by The big ev November 12, 2020
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Evan Miller

Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019
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evan pearce

The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!
Wow! Evan Pearce is so dope! You gotta check him out with Ghost Town
by ForeverAGhost November 3, 2013
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Callum Evans

A 500 page dot to dot book for autistic people
by callum’s gay June 3, 2020
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