ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool

yeet he is the gay like ethan

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019

Ethan

Stupid nigger who need to hang himself

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger

by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019

Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.

“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.

Her:Did you see ethan
Her friend:Omg yes he looks so fine today

by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018

Ethan

the gif will tell you everything about him, a hood nigga who is just looking for some blue cheese to put on his greasy ass toes and he wants to put the cheese in his toenails, deep down

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

A bird

He is a bird named Ethan.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021