Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.

The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.

by paita March 25, 2013

End sex

Similar to break-up sex but for fuck buddies that were never in a romantic relationship. Both parties agree this will be the last time they will have sex, thus changing their relationship from fuck buddies to just friends.

Girl: I'm over being fuck buddies.
Guy: ok but we need to have end sex so it's official.
Girl: ok

by Ouijajay December 20, 2015

Shit Ends

When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.

I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends

by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019

bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

scragg end

a two faced nappy haired hoe

janine butcher enters the scene
kat moon: "whats that scragg end doin ere?!"

"LOOK YOU PATHETIC SCRAGG END, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE SO JUST STOP LIKING ALL MY STUFF YOUR MAKING ME WANNA CHUNDER!!"

by jajaja123 January 1, 2012

The perfect ending

The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:

-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)

I just want the perfect ending.

by Hoja2 March 6, 2023