blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap

i got to blast a dookie

by chris cain May 13, 2005

Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011

dookie bucket

Used to flush a toilet by pouring a bucket of water after taking a dookie on a toilet with no running water.

I'm glad I had the dookie bucket ready because I took a big dookie and forgot the water was turned off because the water bill wasn't paid.

by Frankie Future May 6, 2014

dookie dart

It is when you fart and have a turtle head popping out and you should of shatted but didn't.

I just had a dookie dart. Thank Jesus, because I don't have an extra pair of panties.

by Neich March 30, 2015

Dookie

A wet lush pile of human fecal matter, the term "dookie" should be used only when the fecal matter is extra wet and lubricated.

I hope I get out of this interview soon, I've got to take a violent dookie.

by BronTron January 26, 2017

dookie

Dookie is literally bird shit or piss. When you ever got a bird shit dropped on you, go take a shower cause it is sticky, smelly and disgusting.

Alvin: EWWWW WTF?! YO THIS FUCKING BIRD DROPPED ITS DOOKIE ON ME!
Adam: What's a dookie?
Alvin: BIRD SHIT OR PISS!
Adam: Of course you would know, you know lots of dirty stuff so yeah I should've not asked.
Alvin:

by Wael blox December 17, 2020

Whoop Dookie

A word that can be used in many instances to declare victory over something absurd.Often used as the chant "whoop dookie dookie whoop dookie whoop" repeat as fast as possible 5x to achieve maximum effectiveness.

Whoop dookie I did it again!

by Ignoranium January 21, 2011