don eagle

To cut your hair short but your mom has a delusional episode and thinks your bald.

OMG! The barber cut your hair too short and gave you a Don Eagle!

by Tommydesigns October 22, 2017

Laziest don

That guy who gets out of bed and immediately gets back into bed and always says cba to anything

That Ben doesn’t ever come out or move from his bed, he really is the laziest don.

by Whatonearthshouldiput March 9, 2022

Don Knotts

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum

Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts

by curly December 7, 2003

Don HoBag

A "Don Ho" with a bag on your partner's head with a hole for the mouth and eyes. A Don Ho is when you have anal sex with your partner with rings of pineapple around your penis. Upon completion your partner eats the pineapple off of your member.

The girl in the bar was a little rough looking, and as a result I was pretty sure I'd have to give her the Don HoBag.

by Tiny Bubblez December 18, 2009

Don johnson

a slicked back 80's haircut either teamed up with a mint green suit jacket w/ rolled up sleeves, a flesh toned shirt or loafers with out socks i.e. the worst or best part of the 80's

my gym teacher was trying to pull off a don johnson but after a month or so he realized he looked like a douche

by Willem November 23, 2003

Don José

1.a major pimp(the highest level of pimpage possible).
2.a guy who all the sexy ladies love.

"Yo....that kid over there's got all the girls on him....he's a Don José"

by Walter W. December 14, 2008

Don Johnson

Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.

I can't believe she was so drunk she let me Don Johnson her!

by Brockula January 28, 2008